GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A